You don’t have enough badges to hit me!
Series VII. Royal blue dresses by Mary Magdalene.
If you’re feeling a bit low today, have some cute kittens. Kittens don’t judge. They just purr and are fuzzy and are love. So take a long look at the kittens, take a deep breath. Whatever is your struggle today, you can make it through til tomorrow. And tomorrow will take care of itself.
The most condescending email I’ve ever received from a client:
Since you were probably just going to waste the weekend playing World of Starcraft or Mario 2.0 or whatever, can you come down to the office instead? There’s still a lot of work to be done on the website. I can have a cold chocolate milk waiting for you, or whatever you drink.